1. z0mb13land:



    ok so to all those people that believe everything they read about 5sos on the internet I would like to present to u a thing

    also, I’d like to advise u not to fuck with Ashton he’ll expose tf out of you
  2. awwww-cute:

    I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

    (via fake-mermaid)

  3. npcmimic:


    Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

    or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air

    (Source: notalwaysright.com, via derping-since-birth)




    letting everyone in my class know I’m a bottom


    did my teacher just shade gaga?

    you need to drag your teacher

    (via dutchster)

    (Source: gillanesque, via surprisebitch)



    (Source: samdesantis, via handjob)

    file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

    (Source: nevillles, via communistbakery)


    "If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  4. bombing:

    doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

    me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

    doctor: nice

    me: nice

    doctor: you’re going to die

    me: nice

    (via notchicken)

  5. Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.



    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  6. rebeccagreenminded:

    Mike Hawk is so big.

    Read that out loud B-)

  7. Mike Hawk is so big.

    Read that out loud B-)

  8. "'I don't think I even breathe when we're not together,' she whispered. 'Which means, when I see you on Monday morning, it's been like sixty hours since I've taken a breath. That's probably why I'm so crabby, and why I snap at you. All I do when we're apart is think about you, and all I do when we're together is panic. Because every second feels so important. And because I'm so out of control, I can't help myself. I'm not even mine anymore, I'm yours, and what if you decide that you don't want me? How could you want me like I want you?'"

    Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via broadens)

    (via sorry)

  9. annoyedpenis:

    i literally am my url

    (via allteensrelate)